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Ingenting å gjøre på jobb (kokkelærlingene tar all jobben vi egentlig skal gjøre). Sitter bare og koper. Kunne vært ute i bunaden min og spist is. Hun andre som ikke har planer ble sendt hjem.

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Nå har jeg satt deig til en focaccia, og helt fløte i en mugge som skulle serveres Olav Thon.







Skulle jeg kanskje hatt noe gift i den fløten..........?

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Tøm fløten på den j***a mongolua.

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Da KL løp brølende ut i cafeen med en kremsprøyte, og stilte seg breibent opp foran Olav Thon og sprøytet trynet hans fullt av krem (+ en ekstra porsjon på lua).

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Snike seg innpå OT og dytte ansiktet hans inn i en bløtkake.

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Da TP stilte seg breibent opp foran Olav Thon og sprøytet trynet hans fullt av pikekrem (+ en ekstra porsjon på lua). 8O

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Nei men wait a min, dette er da ikke mitt private forumfantasi-tekstdokument :!:

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SK, da. 8O

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g...gratulerer med dagen :shifty:

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hehe pike..krem :wink:
Purity comes when death is all.

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Digg å stå opp i dag, da. Har hatt verre tilfeller av bakfullhet, men Creed stod opp kl 05 for å dra på jobb, og jeg har bråvåknet hvert 20. minutt etter det og trodd jeg har forsovet meg. Uff, så slitsomt. Ut i fra øynene mine i dag å dømme, bærer jeg kallenavnet Tante Pose med rette.

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Forshove sæ

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Våkne 06.00. Stille vekkerklokka på 06.30 for digg slumring. Våkne i panikk 07.10. Miste banen med ett minutts margin.

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Livet peker nese til meg.

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NEIMEN HVIS INGEN ELEVER HADDE TENKT Å MØTE SÅ KUNNE DE JO SAGT I FRA. DA KUNNE JEG DRATT UT PÅ BYEN I GÅR OG DRUKKET SREMANG MED BEGGE HENDA.

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Flere her som synes cuckoldry har fått et ufortjent dårlig rykte?

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Rettebunke, rettebunke, hvor har du gjort av deg?

Å nei du var rett foran meg hele tiden.

Selv når jeg lukker øynene.

VIK FRA MEG.

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